Date Archives

June 2016

Smaller Plate

Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Then we’ll go with that data file! Daylight and everything. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I am…

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Alice On The Roof

I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. You don’t know how to do any of those. But existing is basically all I do! No, she’ll probably make me do it. Meh.

Finding Perfect Spot For Surfing

It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years.

Funny Conversation

Waitress:

 Hello, what would you like to drink?

Me:

 milky coffee

Waitress:

 How would you like it?

Me:

 with milk

Status Post

I am having good time with my friends at Starbucks, classic!

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A Story About Nothing

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